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	Peanut butter is awesome Greets to the peeps. Regular customers have been seeing a lot of this guy recently, so I guess I'd do well to explain who the hell he is. He's the main character of my yet-to-be-properly-started comic, a reluctant anti-hero, blahahedly blah blah blah, you get the picture, I'll tell the story sooner or later. If recent performances are anything to go by, it'll be a lot later. Anyway, talking of recent events (see that link? Seamless I tell you.), it seems that my rant about degrees was well received (at least by my delightful girlfriend, anyway) -so I'm gonna extend my remit; I'll do text-based requests as well as the usual visual ones. E.g. Average person reading HMF's blog: "What do you mean by 'text-based requests'?" HMF: "I'm glad you asked, even if you're really only here on your way to the erudite baboon's blog. If you examine the post below, you'll note that it is really just an excuse for me to take the piss out of Socialology students, but it's framed in a lovely little story. Which means people find it less offensive, and hell, some folks even find it entertaining." Average person reading HMF's blog: "And while I may only still be here because I'm waiting for the latest Beaver and steve, I'd still like to know how this pertains to requests?" HMF: "Well, think of it as a formula that can be applied to any topic or subject: (Subject x HMF's fevered imagination ) (                     free time                       )  x  peanut butter = Story about a lavish dinner party in which the revelation that you took a socialology degree causes aristrocrats to drop monicles in disgust, resulting in you living a life of solitude on a remote island. "It's all very simple really. Just substitute the subject for any topic and the peanut butter for anything that is scientifically proven to be awesome." Average person reading HMF's blog backs away slowly avoiding eye contact, never to return. This leaves HMF alone to ponder what went so terribly wrong in a past life. Balance is restored to the universe. That about wraps it up for tonight. *Columbo moment* Just one more thing, it appears that I haven't recieved any sweeties in ages, are the social studies kids hogging them all? -Evil 6.10.05 20:52   Permalink   To date 17 Comment(s)     TrackBack-URL (6.10.05 22:35) Delightful eh? Well well. (extremely wide belts x HMF's fevered imagination) ( free time + amusing haircuts on life drawing models ) x cheesecake flavoured ice cream = something rather obscure. I do believe that I stole the Joe and Monkey joke first! (6.10.05 22:41) Well, at least you understand the concept of the formula. Don't know how I'd blog about extremely wide belts though. I'm pretty sure I nicked before ya, really. (6.10.05 22:51) Hmmm. Well, I couldn't think of anything especially witty, so I just thought of something pointless. You would be very worthy of some kind of reward if you could write a blog about that. Maybe even a sweetie... (6.10.05 22:55) Although, I'm not sure how badly I do actually want to see a blog about that. In my own words, they are pointless. (6.10.05 23:07) Hmm, lets see... Mr Patel surveyed his lumber yard. It was an absurdly hot day in a small Eastern province of India, heavy industrial equipment was all well and good, but it was monsoon season, one heavy downpour and your JCB'd be sunk. No what you used to traverse the thick vegitation round here was elephants, though progress was, admitly, slow. The problem was, as strong as an elephant is, it can't carry more than one log in it's trunk at a time. This wasn't very efficent. If only there was some way of carrying many logs on one creature -but their backs were too rounded, the logs'd just roll off. Mr Patel's eyes filted thoughtfully between his beasts of burden and the neighbouring leather and giant buckle factory... "Hang on, I've got an idea!" Nathaniel Westbury / Website (7.10.05 10:40) Hi. sorry if you've already got this but i'm not sure if message sent and i'm new to this blogging thing! As to your question, whilst I do not feel that older poetry is nec more superior, I do feel that much of the famous poetry in the last 20 years or so has been very low standard. A new "conservatism" of abandonment of form-prose-poetry has taken over. Not that I'm against prose poetry myself - I like it and I write it as well. But Carol Ann Duffy and Co are responsible for muffling a lot of decent form poets. (7.10.05 16:01) I'm not a huge fan of Carol Ann Duffy I must admit. Although I do like the way she says "head on a platter". She draws out the "r", and it compliments the quietly mad look on her face fairly nicely. As for you, Scott, you don't give your imagination quite enough credit... (7.10.05 16:22) -Nath, touche -Evolve, Imagination? You must have me confused with someone else... Nathaniel Westbury / Website (8.10.05 13:53) Is that your art work? I like it very much (8.10.05 15:39) -Nath, It is, cheers. Actually this blogs primary purpose is to chart the slow improvements in my drawing style. The culmination of which is a comic; the bloke at the top of this post is gonna be the main character. This is one of the better drawings from the project: Oh, and as you're actually a poet, I'd advise against scrolling down the page to my other entries, lest my inadequate verse scar thine eyes... (8.10.05 20:05) hello! I did a sociology based degree! One of the first modules we did was entitled "how to spell sociology". Took me three weeks, but I'm proud to say, I got there in the end. 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