Indeed it appears that I've reached that excting "3rd panel", while
other comic artists celebrate completeing their hundreth strip, I find
satisfaction with getting a front page done. I'm a lazy sod, see.
In the interests of my new "actually blog a bit" policy, I guess I'm
gonna have to think of something worthwhile to say. Well, my internal
monologue seemed to fill space last time, so I'll set it loose for a
2nd outing:
HMF finds himself staring anxiously
at the phone. He can't help it, despite being one of the most laid back
individuals on the planet, evolve's latest
entry has him worried. Not that he wasn't informed of his girlfriend's
undeserved pain before this. Turning his attention to the blank screen
staring him coldly in the face he settles down to type. It's not long,
however, before he finds himself distracted...
HMF: "Back to this again is it?"
Interviewer: "'Fraid so."
HMF: "Reckon this'll work a second time? It was a little tenuious even then."
Interviewer: "I'm not taking responsibility for it, I'm just a figment of your fevered imagination."
HMF: "You make a point. So why
am I here again? Aside from the obvious blog-filling, what matter is
deserving of the analysis of my internal monologue once more?"
Interviewer: "Well, just a
couple of issuses, really. You appear to be worrying again. Since this
is a less than annual occurance for you, I felt it important to
intervene."
HMF: "As you're technically me,
you mean I felt it was needed that I mess with myself? I'm a meddling
bastard if there ever was one."
Interviewer: "Hell, it's cheaper than therapy."
HMF: "I'll think you'll find people go to see shrinks
to stop talking to themselves..."
Interviewer: "Back to the matter in hand, if you please."
HMF: "Since I asked myself so
nicely, I spose I'll get on with it. Yes I'm worried about the
girlfriend, I guess I'll just have to make sure she's happy, as best I
can."
Interviewer: "Excellent, just like real therapy, only without the niggling feeling that the therapist is secretly laughing at you."
HMF: "Erm, we've never been to therapy, internal monologue."
Interviewer: "Ahh, right, good point. Should we just get back to mocking "the X-factor" viewers, then?"
HMF: "They're pitiful enough as it is."
Interviewer: "Good point."
Randomness terminates at 10:40 pm GMT
-Evil
