Yeah, I'm still playing around with comic technique; once I deem myself
good enough I'll be a little more focused -and I'll do that comic I
regularly remind you of.
Edit: Right, I've noticed that posts seem to consist of: "Here's a
random sketch containing an in-joke you won't understand unless you
know me. Goodbye." Which is all well and good, but it doesn't give the
blog-reading public (whom aren't aware of my various idosicrasies that
could make my comics funny to someone in some manner) much to go on.
Which is probably why no one reads this corner of 20six very often.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not offended, it goes to prove that people
have
got better things to do other than read my innane ramblings. Though my
faith in humanity is often dashed when I realise just what people will
spend their valuable time doing, Neighbours fans, I'm looking at you.
Both of you.
Hmm, all this hypocracy and judgementalism appears to be indicative of
a return to form for me then. I wonder if there are any ivory towers
for sale nearby within my budget? (what do you mean you don't get the
metaphor? Ahh, go look it up. Just don't come to me asking what a
"magi" is).
So why haven't I posted much more than the aforementioned minimalistic
texts? Not sure. Maybe a spot of self-analysis is in order then? Let
the metaphorical interrogation begin!
HMF awakes slumped at a desk, a
bright angle-poise lamp is being shone in his eyes. Shielding his
retinas from the glare, he notices the dark outline of an imposing
figure leaning over him.
HMF: "Who are you?"
Interviewer: "I'm your
interogator, you should know; this is your hypothetical way of
abstractly exploring your lack of cohesive blogging."
HMF: "Where are we?"
Interviewer: "Again, non-literal abstract representation. Who's asking the questions here, anyway?"
HMF: "Sorry. So whats the deal? Are we trying to alienate the last of our readers with high-brow, self-edifying silliness?"
Interviewer: "Quite. First question: what have you got to do that's more important than blogging?"
HMF: "If the length of this
post is anything to go by, not a lot. But seriously I've had a lot to
do recently, coursework and such."
Interviewer: "Is that all?"
HMF: "Well, there's the
girlfriend, who's delightful company is infintely preferable to sitting
at a computer screen slowing damaging my eyesight. Talking of which,
can you shine that light somewhere else?"
Interviewer: "Why should you care? It's hypothetical anyway."
HMF: "Good point."
Interviewer: "So how do you
feel about the fact that you are essentially talking to yourself in
front of an audience that is basically the entire internet?"
HMF: "At least I don't watch 'X-factor', I've got some dignity."
Interviewer: "Good point."
Interview terminates at 5:57 pm.
Well, I don't think I learnt anything there, maybe you should take the
time out of your busy life to ask yourself some questions? Just don't
do it in public. Or on the internet.
-Evil
